Key facts: Being an influencer is one of the “professions” that Latin Americans and Spaniards are most interested in. Don’t forget to write “GM” every day. That’s very important. Do you wake up every morning with the burning desire to tweet “GM” to a group of complete strangers who share your love for cryptocurrencies? (even if you don’t know why “crypto boys” like to write “GM”) Does your idea of an exciting night include discussing market news in a Space, together with random tweeters whose profile picture is a meme? If so, congratulations! You are on your way to becoming a successful crypto influencer and fulfill the dream of millions of Latin Americans and Spaniards, where being a YouTuber or influencer is the most desired “profession” (100% real data, not fake). Here we leave you Five foolproof steps to reach the top in the world of cryptocurrencies.
1. Master the language of the sect
First of all, it is essential that you speak the language. Use terms like “GM”, “HODL” and “To the moon” with the same ease with which you breathe. Don't forget to constantly refer to your «community» and talk about the «blockchain ecosystem» as if it were your second home. Remember, you are not just an individual, you are the spokesperson for a digital revolution. In each post, be sure to include at least one trendy crypto hashtag to attract newbies and make veterans feel at home.
2. Do predactions of ptough, muchas predactions
Here is the secret: always make price predictions. It doesn't matter if they are bullish, bearish or lateral (or all 3 at the same time). In the end, some of them will be correct. Did the price of Bitcoin fall when you said it would rise? No problem. The “crypto” market is volatile and changes second by second. The blame always lies with external factors, never with your analysis. Make sure to record every correct prediction as a testament to your “deep understanding of the market.” And when you are wrong, remember, you can always say it was “speculative analysis based on uncontrollable variables” or that “the market is always right.”
3. Create content, a lot of content
To be a true influencer, You must live in a constant flow of content. Post tweets, do livestreams, upload videos to YouTube. Make sure every piece of content mentions how cryptocurrencies are changing the world. Don't worry about the quality; In the digital world, quantity is king. The more content you generate, the more visibility you will have. It doesn't matter if it's a quick meme or a detailed analysis of why this is the ultimate time to buy (just like all moments). The point is to stay relevant and constantly present on the networks.
In the cover photos of your videos, your facial expression should resemble the one seen here. Source: TheMoon.
4. Find a scapegoat for everything
Things didn't go as you predicted? It is essential that you never admit a mistake.
The market is manipulated by whales, the government is interfering, Gary Gensler is a reptilian or maybe Mercury is retrograde. There must always be a scapegoat. The ability to deflect blame is a critical skill for any crypto-influencer. This strategy not only keeps your image pristine, but also fuels drama and debate – essential components to keep a digital community engaged and coming back for more. Finally, what would a crypto-influencer be without promoting a few shitcoins every now and then? (every now and then can mean every day). This is where you prove your true worth (and generate income, of course). Be sure to praise the undiscovered potential of these hidden gemseven though you know deep down that they have the stability of a house of cards. Each new “puppy” is an opportunity to show that you have exclusive information, even if that “information” is as volatile as the predictions you make. You can use cryptic language, implying that you know things that others don’t, without actually saying anything. And remember! There is always a plausible excuse when one of these currencies collapses shortly after your recommendation.
'Disclaimer' for people with excessive literality
This text has been written using a device known as «irony», which is when words are used to express a meaning contrary to their literal meaning, usually with humorous or critical intent. If you find yourself taking serious notes on how to become a crypto-influencer, You may need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector..
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